Absurdities: An Annoying Error at the Registry Office

Hello, registry switchboard? Well, forgive me, there must be a mistake, you see? Read in my file please!

I am: I’m Not Vilio Ftipa NOT born in Pascoli Viceno, not in 1975, years in the conventional terrestrial time… You see? NOT BORN! NOT BORN! I am NOT I! It is well specified in the box of the option of the law 765 … and now I get this summoning postcard …

No error you say? But mind you, I had specifically requested an exemption from coming into the world, according to the new rules of the right of objection, integration with the provisions of the Law 765: “coming into the world”, as established since the referendum passed …

What do you mean they were lifted? And when? Always!? Retroactive effect ex tunc? Effects ex nihilo? But how is this possible? Are we crazy!

There were elections … the unborn have decided! 99% for the freedom of self-determination at birth! We were disturbed by our non-existence specifically for that… and now what?

How can it be that the vote “does not count”? It does not exist!? I do not know anything about this story… there was a coup d’etat you say? And when? In the all eternity? Forever? And who did it?

The Christian God! I knew it! But … no one voted for him! Because of its self-defeating position! Yes, of course … I understand, in fact, and for this reason it is a coup you say … And with the support of General Allah!? That fanatic? Wonderful! And now what?

Anyway they may not compel us to be born, right? Yes instead? That is, you have to be born by force? But this is absurd! I protest! It is full of idiots who want to live in the world! I don’t want to meet them!

And we cannot complain, since we do not exist …

Look, please be kind … at least can I change something? Nothing! That is: I have to be born in Pascoli! Necessarily!  What a shit …

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