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– 1: Hey! Did you see who has arrived?
– 2: No! Who?
– 1: God!
– 2: Who?
– 1: God! God has arrived!
– 2: But… when?
– 1: He was here! A little while ago!
– 2: But where?
– 1: Right here! A little while ago, not even a minute…
– 2: And where is he?
– 1: I don’t know, he was here!
– 3: Who arrived?
– 1: God!
– 3: God? And where is he?
– 2: He says he was here a minute ago…
– 1: No, “he says”… sure he was!
– 2: Oh look! Here he is!
– 3: Uh, you frightened me!
– 1: Oooooh!
– 2: Oh! Hello! But were you not dead?
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– 1: No, I don’t care…
– 2: No, no thanks, me either…
– 3: Me? No, no, no…
– 2: Well, I’ll tell you then! It’s too late! Ok? Too late! You show up at this hour, we don’t want to be good anymore!
– 1: No, we don’t want, we don’t want…
– 3: Absolutely not!
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– 2: No, no, no, you don’t have to take it personally…
– 1: Yeah, come on, it was just for saying…
– 3: Two was kidding, right? Exaggerating…
– 1: Don’t cry, come on…
– 2: Yes, that is, that’s right, I exaggerated, the world isn’t that bad…
– 3: No, in fact, no, it isn’t… it is not so bad … right? Right, Two? Tell him again, come on…
– 2: All right! It is not so bad!
– 3: Well… but death, for example, you could have avoided causing it!
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– 1: There is little to do right now…
– 2: One is right! There’s nothing to do!
– 3: Maybe if he asks around, he will find someone who is interested… but I just do not feel so…
– 1: Ah, me neither!
– 2: But… who would you go asking around now? Don’t you see? They are all drunk!
– 1: Indeed! All high and drunk! Where could you find someone interested? … At this hour …
– 3: Yes, but who tells him?
– 2: Who tells him what?
– 3: That it is better if he goes away… look what an ambience…
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– 2: Did you not want to ask God for something, once?
– 1: Me? What?
– 2: Yes, you! There was not something you wanted to ask? Once… you told me that you had to ask God for something, if you saw him.
– 1: Aaaah! I! To God you mean?
– 2: Eh!
– 1: No!
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– 1: It is useless that you sob so now!
– 3: Useless!
– 1: This mess… you wanted it!
– 3: You!
– 1: This mess, you created it!
– 3: Just you!
– 1: And what now? Will I have to pay for the shards?
– 2: Oh no, cutie!
– 3: No, no!
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– 1: Aaaah! I remembered! Here is what I had to ask God!
– 2: See? I was not wrong?! I bet it is a favor!
– 3: A curiosity, I bet!
– 1: You are both right!
– 1: Lord God! Can you do me a favor, you who are always so helpful…
– 2: And late …
– 3: Shut uuuup!
– 1: …Helpful! If you are almighty… can you give yourself death, since you are also immortal?
